Weird Tales of the Internet: Canadiangiantess.com

I’m  a well known sucker for most things Canadian: one of my favorite hats (lost at the moment) is a copy of Jay’s toque that he wore when Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith cameoed on Degrassi: The Next Generation that says S N O O G A N S, with the Canadian flag above that. And speaking of Degrassi, I’m such a huge fan of the series that I was very giddy when I learned that Amanda Stepto (who portrayed punky Christine “Spike” Nelson on Degrassi Junior High and Degrassi High in the 80s and 90s, and also reprised the character for D:TNG) approved my friend request on Facebook. In Mallrats, Brodie (played by Jason Lee) owns a Degrassi jacket that I’ve always wanted, and even Kevin Smith has said that he was influenced by John Hughes and Degrassi, particularly having a favorite character in Caitlin Ryan.

I was scouring the internet one Monday evening, looking up videos of the Muppets, specifically, Kermit the Frog. Earlier that day, I’d been practicing my Kermit voice (which my friend Evie says sounds a lot like Bill Cosby) and was looking at examples of other people doing the voice that Jim Henson perfected, when I stumbled across a youtube video of a guy in Canada who gues by the username jimsupreme. He’s an artist, writer, and voice actor who did some work for a film called Fantasize.

That’s just to give you an idea of what Canadiangiantess.com is all about.

True to it’s title, the site caters to the fetish of Macrophilia, which, for those at home following the home game, is all about those feelings of being small and helpless in front of a giant. Men have mostly been seen with this fetish, but it wouldn’t be doubtful that there are some women who want to be dominated in this regard as well. Anyway, with CG.com, you’ve got all that…except the fact that the girls are dominating tiny GI Joe and Homies figures…and they’re Canadian.

Apparently everything is big in Canada

The girls are cute from what I can tell. These aren’t just garden variety amatuers, there are some on here that I wouldn’t be surprised that have actually done some work elsewhere in other fetish genres.

And as a disclaimer, I don’t have in any way, shape, or form, have an interest in Macrophilia myself.

Just to make that perfectly clear…however that doesn’t mean I won’t share something for the closet perverts out there.

Interested in checking out more? Go here

Holy moist punanny Batman!

Batman's gonna pet this pussy (cue audience "booooo")

 The idea of comic books and adult entertainment is as old as the medium itself. Do you think that your favorite superheroes were innocent back then? Well, maybe after the 1950s they were for a while, but in the early days, there was a lot of kinkiness hidden in the most subtle contexts of numerous titles…one that immediatley comes to mind is Wonder Woman under William Moulton Marston and her legendary penchant for bondage and domination. And then there’s the art of Greg Land, whom I did not notice before until I read this article that Land has a dirty, dirty…pencil. But that’s another subject for another blog.

On May 10, it was announced the one of the biggest distributors of adult entertainment, Vivid, has launched a superhero pornographic imprint called Vivid-Superhero and they are looking specifically at the stable of heroes that populate the universes of Marvel and DC, but they are also looking at the non Marvel/DC character the Green Hornet for parody purposes.

“The parodies under this new imprint will pay tribute to the world’s most popular comic heroes,” said Steven Hirsch, Founder/Co-chairman of Vivid. “[Lead Director] Axel [Braun] already started pre-production on a parody of Superman, which will be followed by those of The Green Hornet, Spider-Man, Wonder Woman, Captain America, Thor, and The Incredible Hulk. We made the decision to create the imprint after working with Axel on “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody“, an Axel Braun Productions movie to be distributed by Vivid. Axel truly did an amazing job with it, and we agreed that together we could mine the really rich treasure of superheroes and have a lot of fun doing it”

Previously there was a notable Spider-Man porn parody in the form of the softcore, Cinemax feature “Spiderbabe”, starring Misty Mundae in the title role (that had so-so production values and a humorous switch on the Raimi plot), but this is the first time that a large adult company has decided to take on some of the big names from the big two of Marvel and DC. Out the gate first, as mentioned in the above press release, is “Batman XXX”, of which there have been two trailers released so far, and, from what I can tell, Vivid definitely has spared no expense in this venture.

 One of the first things I noticed in the trailer (there are two, by the way, both posted at the bottom of this article) is that this is probably one of the most faithful parodies I’ve ever seen. From the outset of the first trailer, it shows that Vivid did not pussyfoot around when it came to creating the look and feel of the Adam West 1966 Batman television show. There is a rumor (unsubstantiated as of yet) that some of the original costume designers from the show did work on this parody and it shows in the below picture of Evan Stone as the Riddler…if he’ll even be called that. Interestingly enough, while Vivid was able to get the rights to likenesses for use in this parody, this did not extend to the famous iconography of Batman (portrayed by Dale Dabone) and Robin (brilliantly cast James Deen) who are now sporting XXX’s and X’s in place of their famous logos.

Riddle me this, riddle me that: What weighs 500 pounds and flies?

 Also starring Tori Black, Lexi Belle, and porn legend Randy Spears channeling Cesare Romero as the Joker, the parody also looks to be adding the original 1966 Batmobile along with the famous “red phone” , wall gags, and….well, you’ll just have to check out the trailers for good measure.

Both are safe for work, by the way. Sit back and do the Batusi while you’re at it.